my culturally rich life

it seems that everyone and their mother went to BED, BATH & BEYOND this weekend.
(that expression is truly fitting in this instance, as there is a great chance that all of our moms actually DID go to bed, bath & beyond this weekend!)

i went in search of a food processor, and found a whole lot more.
art like i've never seen it.
i would post the photos i took, but james gunn already posted these fine works of art, complete with titles and commentary, so check out HIS BLOG if you want to read all about it.
(warning: james has a DARK sense of HUMOR. don't read his blogs if you're an uptight bitch/prick.)

yesterday was spent signing things for you people.
i asked for some special free gift ideas, and you guys basically wanted everything i already had planned for you - signed guitar picks, tshirts, buttons, etc.
some of you wanted predictably weird shit like "go on a date with you!" and i'm sorry to inform you that i will not be sending "go on a date with you" along with your CDs.
first of all, i have no concept of how to package and ship that, and secondly....just NO.

as many of you know, most "autographed" band stuff is not actually autographed by the band.
(and for those of you whose dreams i just shattered, i apologize.)
HOWEVER - now, when you order TERRA NAOMI AUTOGRAPHED SHIT, it will actually be SIGNED BY ME.
not a printed signature (like the guitar picks that came with my 'virtually' cd - those were printed in a factory. i never even touched 'em.)

here is the proof:

i signed 1000 picks and 1000 CDS.
half way there.

and here's why:
i'm re-releasing THIS CD from 2002:

2000 copies.
that's all.
and every CD will be signed.
there will be other stuff to order with it, and i'll post more info on that very soon!
the CD will be sold through my NEW WEBSITE (coming soon!!!) and every penny made will go towards the recording of MY NEXT ALBUM!!!
i will explain it all very soon.
watch this space!!!

so i just finished my second bowl of raisin bran.
i remembered this TV commercial from when i was a kid, and it showed the sun with 2 SCOOPS of RAISIN BRAN!!!
so i poured myself another bowl because the TV told me to.
but then i remembered that the sun was actually pointing out the TWO SCOOPS of RAISINS in kellogg's raisin bran.
and now i'm just fat.
if it weren't for that darn vomit phobia i could just puke it up and fix my mistake, like everyone else in this city.
oh well.
at least i still have enamel on my teeth.

and speaking of which - i'm going to the dentist in a few hours.
totally scared that he'll notice my lack of flossing over the past year and a half.
flossed like 20 times last night and this morning, trying to make up for it, and now my gums are swollen and sore and he'll probably try to sell me something.
like teeth whitening.
("that's just blood, doctor.")

more tomorrow.
unless i find something better to do with my time.
xox
terra

Comments

[Leslie]

Hey Terra (from an old Youtube fan)

I wouldn't worry about the flossing thing. My dentist told me he pretty much doesn't believe in flossing (blasphemy for dentists I think) but he is a HUGE advocate of mouthwash. It's funny.

[Leslie]

Hey Terra (from an old Youtube fan)

I wouldn't worry about the flossing thing. My dentist told me he pretty much doesn't believe in flossing (blasphemy for dentists I think) but he is a HUGE advocate of mouthwash. It's funny.

[coach outlet]

After all the research, I've decided to get a 'standard' version with MP finder. I don't know if I'm gonna have any real problem with the original finder, but I know that it will affect the resale price. I just felt 'safe' to buy what every one else is buying, I guess.